Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in?

A : Inside the bus.

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Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)?

A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.