Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.

Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal do, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.

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In katil nigaho me aansoo lagte nahi achche,

Arz kiya hai,

in katil nigaho me aansoo lagte nahi achche,
aur sardi me jaldi sukhte nahi kachche!

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Patient 2 Munna Bhai: Dr. ye phulon ki maala kiske liye hai?
Munna Bhai: Bole to mera ye pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....!

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Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha ki bijli chamki,
baadal garje aur jor se baarish hui!

Aadmi bola, "lagta hai, pahuch gayi!

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Deadly Answers

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You dont have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER........
using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette



another deadly answer.



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win,
you can light the cigarette


If that was not enough,


one more deadly answer....



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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...
(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". . . . . . .



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Start praising one cigarette,
The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"


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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They are there for those who don't drink.


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Bill 75 /-

three friends went to a hotel.
the bill was Rs 75/-.
each one contributed Rs.25/-.
the waiter took the bill to the cashier.
the cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/-
& said the waiter to return them Rs.5/-.
but he was confused how to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons.
he kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
so 1st each one contributed 25 Rs
now as they are given 1 rupee back
their contibution reduces to Rs 24.
they all contributed rs 24
that is 24x3=72
& 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.
the total becomes 74
but they paid rs 75.

where is the remaining 1 rupee?